posted on Thursday, March 31, 2005 10:05 PM by Reefer

FUCK CONGRESS!! FUCK IT IN ITS STUPID ASS!!

So, not only did my wife have a accident with a non-insured border-hopper today, but I read a goddamn article on Msnbc.com stating that Congress, that's right, THE Congress of the Unites States, the greatest society in History wants to query NFL stars on steroid use.  That's right, steroids...  Not Homeland Security, not airport security, not identity theft, NO, fucking wife-beating, girl-raping football players.  FUCK the NFL, FUCK congress, FUCK Jeb Bush...  Well, now it's a list, so here goes, in no particular order.

FUCK...

Los Angeles.
Gangbangers.  Faggot mother-fuckers too cowardly to conduct themselves like gentlemen.
Hippies.  Get a fucking job and stop bitching.
Congress...  Again, fuck you.
Republicans.
Democrats.
People who need groups to rally behind.  Crutches, are chrutches assholes.
Muslims.
Christians.
Believers.  Believe in your fucking self.  See above, "crutches."
Uninsured moterists.  May a camel give birth in your living room.

More later.  And maybe, just maybe, fuck YOU TOO!

Comments

# You called for Jesus?

Friday, April 01, 2005 12:55 AM by Michael Sarver
Sorry to dissapoint you, Son. The devil has answered.
Be it in a shitty mood, I am glad to hear from you and I hope Kelly is OK. The same thing happened to my Sister's family and my Neice nearly died while they have been sent nearly into poverty.

That was two years ago and the man that did it was finally cought this side of San Diego and spalled with a few months in the pokey.

I hope things turn out well and I also hope you've considered out UV project. It could be big, man.
Global.

I don't give a rat's ass about the government anymore:
I pretend they don't exist and they give me the same courtesy since I pay taxes.
We consider that our "Mr. Sarver is not a threat to society" fee.

# re: FUCK CONGRESS!! FUCK IT IN ITS STUPID ASS!!

Friday, April 01, 2005 7:34 PM by Edneeis
I thought it was MLB players not NFL. NFL already has drug testing. Or maybe congress liked the limelight of the MLB interviews so much they are going for round 2 and another sport. I'm just happy to know that my tax payer dollars are going to something that will benefit the greater good of society.

# re: FUCK CONGRESS!! FUCK IT IN ITS STUPID ASS!!

Friday, April 01, 2005 8:27 PM by Michael Sarver
It will as soon as my "Mental Disability" checks start coming in.