June 2005 - Posts

Speaking of church...

Check out the bullshit excuse Chris Tucker uses after being arrested for speeding.

He's from Georgia.

He should know better.

From what I hear about them boys down there it's like this.

"Boy, I'm a Georgia State Trooper! Do you know what that means?"

"Yes, Sir I do... It means you're gonna pull me outta this here car by my hair, stick your boot on my neck, tickle my gut with that night-stick and there ain't a damned thing any Liberal cock-suckin lawyer can do about it."

"That's right, Son."


Capitalism as a form of government...

Clive Barker hit it on the head.

Capitalism is best as an economic system.
It guarantees that you get the best possible product at the lowest price.

But it's bullshit as a way of running our government.

The sleaziest possible candidates to the highest bidders.

Wake up. The Constitution is being torn apart by the officials we elect to maintain it's relevance.

Right wing takes away the first, fourth, and fifth.

Left wing takes the second, sixth, and ninth.

America has been divided for the conquering and all the soldiers that can guarantee our freedom from this oppression are being killed halfway around the world.

We don't even have a Democracy here anymore.

Monkey See, Monkey Doobie

OK... So there is this Ape in an Asian zoo that has taken to smoking.

According to the article, she's frustrated about not getting to bang the banana as much as she'd like.

Maybe they should hook her up with this swinger I know by the name of Charley. They say he puts the "Bone" in Bonobo and brings the jungle-mist with him wherever he goes. 

The ape wouldn't smoke if he hadn't seen people do it first.

People wouldn't toss an expensive pack of sticks if they hadn't seen him smoking.


Just goes to show that there's nothing special about Human Social Behavior.

The Bitter Offerings of Burnt Contrivance

Poet Laureate my ass.


I seem to start a lot of stories that never get finished. There's a reason for that... If I ever get to writing it.


"Wishing for it only makes it bleed."   - Tom Waits





You hold a gun in your hand. In another world you knew that it was a Ruger P-90 that held a ten-round, single stack magazine of .45 ACP ammunition. In that world you would have remembered to keep your front-sight discipline and not let your eyes focus on the target instead.
But you are stuck in a fixed state between worlds... The unfolding of macro-dimensions around your petty circumstance of confrontation. You don't remember to breath.

All you know is Squeeze
                                   Bang
                                         Drop


The Nihilist wants out tonight.
A bit of petty pain and after exposing myself and he's creeping out of the edges.

Like Mercutio, he's the one with the most passion of them all.

He burns because of what he protects... Annihilating any threat.

But what is he protecting now?
Is he protecting The Essence or his peers? The Artist and Lover stumbled.

The Nihilist is awakened.

I gave them all a small break this afternoon, but they stir... they writhe... they hunger.

I rode past the ashes on Franklin Street with the .45 in a gentle caress.

I had imaginary battles won with words.

But I did not ache to sleep.

I am drinking water. I am writing. I am winning over the Personality right now.

In the morning it won't have mattered anyway.

There will be a new moment to be present in and I will be blessed not to be burdened with the ashes of today.

Just a thought I had in the car...

If God created us because He was lonely, would He want servants...


or peers?

The full story...

I'll finish the Mojave tale soon.

I've just been dedicating all my time to my kids, Mr. Cappone's data (Which means learning a whole new platform from scratch), GTA San Andreas... And an article that I still don't know if I should actually finish.

It could be helpful or harmful. I guess it depends on how it's used. That's basically the theme for the whole thing:

Context.

Shit... I guess I have to finish it now.


Later then.

Microcosmic Oddessies

"So... The rest of the world doesn't exist!"

  -Dellamorte Dellamore   "Cemetary Man"


Thin dust in the air makes the draw-distance on the horizon come claustrophobically close.

Not that it matters; the scenery never really changes.

This grimly liberating observation came to me in waves that started washing debris from my consciousness yesterday as I played
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas and awaited a call from my fleshy, analog... "real" boss. The missions in this game are plotted and scripted with Tarantino tones that make for digital-kicked adrenaline rushes.

By late-afternoon, all gang-held territories were mine.

I took off the headset and rubbed my aching shoulder before answering the street-style MIDI on the Motorola T-Mobile flip next to my mouse-hand. Taking data from the old server I was working on had been tedious and fruitless: The data was corrupt and I didn't know, but I would be starting over a couple hours before beginning this missive. 

He gave me a task: The "overnight" package was sitting in a bin in Ontario for reasons no Fed Express employee could explain. So I fired up the dirty but loyal Corsica and rocketed my aching rot to Starbuck's for the liquid adrenal-squeeze I needed... Pleading with the highway Gods that the odds be stacked for my favor on this day of labor.

No chance dance on Newport. Some construction that couldn't be circumvented in any paved way by the new traffic light.

The line stretched behind me back to Canyon Lake.
I crept the nose out into the oncoming lane to peep my prospects.

No chance of moving foreword. No going back.
No road from my place thirteen cars back-paced  from the signal stack.

Just a deep-dirt field on the left.

I'm sure that Chevrolet never intended the Camaro engine to take a sedan off-road back in '91...
But this is oh-five and no five-o so I'm a gonnna go fo it.

Lizard-heads with necks-sun beat red clockwork crane to watch the dust and rock fly in my expedited lane.

Crash-discourse.

I pulled up to the location where the boss was waiting with the keys to his brand-new Toyota 4-Runner.

Sucker.

I gave him an autographed VHS cassette of "The Sound of Music" so he could e-bay it for me... And also as collateral on his ride.
The 138 claims a lot of lives.
He chuckled when I loaded the fire-extinguisher and machete into the back.
Mojave was my destination.

I didn't feel like telling him that I was going back to pick up the 870 Express and a Barbaric array of ammunition.
He probably didn't need telling: I get all the shit jobs he doesn't want to scoop up himself. This particular location called for a crazy motherfucker with the luck of a God.

I called an old friend to see if she wanted to roll out on this one... Bit she had business of another kind.

I pulled in front of the house where I grew up a latch-key kid, driving another vehicle. The neighbors think I'm a dealer no matter what Mom tells them. The shotgun and bandolier were in a soft guitar bag I had put together for this kind of trip. I was hoping to find a spot to pull off

To be continued...

A call from Mr. Capone...

Sleeping past the turnout...

Ghosts on mountain mists..

Gunfire echoing me home...




 

A lil' crow in that Apple pie?

Apple computers is officially going to be using Intel processors.

Yes... IBM compatible technology will be running your Macs from now on. It will be all downhill from there.

On a side note... I'm starting to get tired of my job again. It would be worth it if I actually got paid regularly.

Time to sell something soon... I gotta stop working for other people.

Poster Boy for Social Decay

New favortite T'shirt:

"Anthrax: The other white powder."

New favorite bumper-sticker:

"Don't drink and park; Accidents cause people."

OLD favorite license-plate frame:

"My other ride is your mom."

AND THIS ONE GOES TO THE DOGS!

Corporeal Burden..

I'm glad not to have wandered too far from home today... For the landscape had become saturated with waves of the "Dream Essence"; That phantasmagorical vapor that is usually draped over the horizon or melting objects in your peripheral vision.

In truth... No matter how far I travelled, I felt as though completely still. It felt like the landscape was moving beneath me and I was willing it.

All morning was spent with nearly irreparable problems in the Southern Wastes. A disaster that should not have been was corrected by solutions that should not work.
Brother Rabbit raced me on every street and Brother Crow danced in the path before me.

All was fluid...

All was milky...

All was dream.

Fevered anxiousness was blanketed in weathered calm.

Jeep overheating Computer crashes Bomb-threat at Wal-Mart...

My own sexual thirst...

Chaos in a Laden Jar.

It was a strange afterglow to the usual dry-humping of mediocrity. I am exhausted but the ecstasy of it is washing away the pain that should be crippling me.
Everyone reacted to me the way I wanted them to.

I need to lay my body down but I'm afraid of losing the quality of the day.

I close my eyes and imagine you straddling me in the chair, My Beloved. I see my essence pour out of my body and become vapor in your arms. You breath me in and we rise like smoke. I release all of this mineral... metal and flesh...
So that we ascend the smoke we are the light we sift the one we were.